Megan Fox Wrote A Poem To Machine Gun Kelly, And It’s The Most Megan Fox Thing Ever

You might say she out-Foxed herself this Valentine’s Day.

The blood-necklace thing is obviously a level of commitment that cannot be matched, but Megan’s recent Valentine’s Day poem in honor of her BF comes pretty close.

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Do other celebs do this too?

To profess her love, Megan posted a few couple-y pics of the pair together on Instagram, followed by this…interesting poem.

It starts out sweet, as if MGK makes her feel like a young girl in love: “…draped in the towering silhouette of a most unusually handsome boy.”

But then it takes a bit of a…~dark turn~.

“Magical and haunted”?? “Kinetic and tortured”??

Megan Fox stans, tell me this isn’t THE most Megan Fox thing you’ve ever seen.

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Like, only she is capable of saying this.

Personally, I love poetry, but I do wonder about this line in particular: “The journey will likely be perilous but there is no destination without him.”

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And especially the use of “perilous.”

Why is their relationship going to be “perilous”??

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Like, is Megan okay?

We’re all aware that Megan has always been a bit of an “off the beaten path” celebrity, but this plus the necklace feels like a whole other level.

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She does her own thing and doesn’t give AF what other people say about it.

Either way, they are clearly very happy together, and it’s nice to see Megan happy!

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